Really? Seriously?

Observations on the world around him…
…a perpetual work in progress.

I always wanted a place to write down everything I see that I feel odd in some way. 
You see, I have an expertly tested and near-unique ability to track patterns and see connections, anomalies, while tracking them  in relation to world around. 

Sounds cool… is ultimately really annoying. 

However, I was curious to some degree to see if anyone would discover this area of my site and find some kind of humor or solace in my notes on the world. 

Uhm… enjoy? 

The wicked long list of pet peeves:

  1. Traffic Controllers:
    No not stop lights, the absolutely obnoxious people that choose to drive the RAV4, CRV, and non-Sport Chevrolet cars!

    Seriously, it is absolutely not your job to control the speed and flow of traffic. Please let me borrow your owners manual so that I may read it for myself where you are told to drive 10-15 MPH/KPH per hour under the speed limit at all times unless there is a passing lane in which case you need to drive 20 over.  AND ffs, why the hell do you need to always be in the fast lane?  You are a terrible driver with a chip on your shoulder.  I know that these vehicles were somehow an upgrade to your Prius, I just wish you could have ditched your shit driving abilities with that car.
    Chevy car drives… I haven’t figured it out with you yet.  Is it you bought a grossly underpowered car with questionable build quality? Or are you the same as those jerks in the RAV4s and CRVs?

  2. People who say “expresso”
    My own mother is one of these people, its come close to me disowning her.

  3. My Feelings are more important than facts
    Guess what? If you are one of these people you’re not only ignorant you are also simply a douchbag

  4. Coming soon…